Comments for Gary The Gull's Blog http://blog.tubgull.com We've got gull. Sun, 23 May 2010 21:59:56 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Astro http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-36113 Astro Sun, 23 May 2010 21:59:56 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-36113 I honestly don't get why people are so bothered by a certain Toyota model car, it really isn't a big deal. I have a feeling that a lot of these people claiming that prius drivers are all just so terrible are overexaggerating to say that least. There are good drivers and there are bad drivers, and their driving will not become any different once they start driving a different car. That's completely ridiculous. I live in southern California, I drive a regular old v6 sedan, and I can't say that I've ever seen a prius driver driving rudely or just outright insanely as many of you like to claim. Most I see belong to middle aged women who probably thought it was cute. If you see an asshole driving a prius, their personality isn't going to change if they got a hummer. They'll find other reasons to be assholes. Bottom line, it's just a car. Grow up. I honestly don’t get why people are so bothered by a certain Toyota model car, it really isn’t a big deal. I have a feeling that a lot of these people claiming that prius drivers are all just so terrible are overexaggerating to say that least. There are good drivers and there are bad drivers, and their driving will not become any different once they start driving a different car. That’s completely ridiculous. I live in southern California, I drive a regular old v6 sedan, and I can’t say that I’ve ever seen a prius driver driving rudely or just outright insanely as many of you like to claim. Most I see belong to middle aged women who probably thought it was cute. If you see an asshole driving a prius, their personality isn’t going to change if they got a hummer. They’ll find other reasons to be assholes. Bottom line, it’s just a car. Grow up.

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Mike http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-36061 Mike Thu, 20 May 2010 05:52:55 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-36061 Funny stuff! Prius drivers are usually far-left wingers, just like the ones on my way into town. Yep, they're the ones with the pant-load Democrat campaign signs in their yard. What a bunch of loony whackjobs. But I have to say, while Prius drivers, on the whole, may be Liberal boot lickers, mini van drivers suck, too. So do SUV drivers. And, get behind any Chrysler with an old man driving it, and forget about getting into town anytime soon. Oh, and don't get me started on drivers of pickup trucks with toppers! SUV drivers drive SUVs because they think they're safer in them. The reality is that SUV drivers are scared to drive! And I believe mini van drivers suck at driving because of the design of the mini van itself; the things are too big, their driving positions are too high, and no one is very good at driving a fat, top-heavy box down the road. To sum up, many, many people totally suck at driving (present company excepted, of course). It doesn't matter what you drive: if you suck at driving, a BMW won't help you. Neither will a Mercedes. You'll still suck at driving. Most people drive like they have one thumb up their butt while trying to light a crack pipe with their other hand. It just can't be done that way, but that's the way they try to do it! Funny stuff! Prius drivers are usually far-left wingers, just like the ones on my way into town. Yep, they’re the ones with the pant-load Democrat campaign signs in their yard. What a bunch of loony whackjobs.

But I have to say, while Prius drivers, on the whole, may be Liberal boot lickers, mini van drivers suck, too. So do SUV drivers. And, get behind any Chrysler with an old man driving it, and forget about getting into town anytime soon. Oh, and don’t get me started on drivers of pickup trucks with toppers!

SUV drivers drive SUVs because they think they’re safer in them. The reality is that SUV drivers are scared to drive! And I believe mini van drivers suck at driving because of the design of the mini van itself; the things are too big, their driving positions are too high, and no one is very good at driving a fat, top-heavy box down the road.

To sum up, many, many people totally suck at driving (present company excepted, of course). It doesn’t matter what you drive: if you suck at driving, a BMW won’t help you. Neither will a Mercedes. You’ll still suck at driving. Most people drive like they have one thumb up their butt while trying to light a crack pipe with their other hand. It just can’t be done that way, but that’s the way they try to do it!

]]> Comment on No Fat Chicks by Bernie Madoff http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=58&cpage=1#comment-35597 Bernie Madoff Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:54:40 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=58#comment-35597 These "car" that are the base for the fabrication are 30 yr Japanese models.....(perhaps sold under license to China?). What a scam. These “car” that are the base for the fabrication are 30 yr Japanese models…..(perhaps sold under license to China?). What a scam.

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Gary Gay http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-35546 Gary Gay Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:04:52 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-35546 So Gary, you statement implies BMW drivers have small penises? What kind of primary research did you do to find that one out? So Gary, you statement implies BMW drivers have small penises? What kind of primary research did you do to find that one out?

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Bob http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-35337 Bob Sat, 03 Apr 2010 06:43:26 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-35337 Thank GOD !!!!!!!! Man, I thought I was all alone in the HATE for that crap car and its tree hugging hippie drivers !!!!!!!! Prius + tree hugger = CAN NOT DRIVE !!!!!! At least two times a day some idiot in Prius is in my way, or jamming traffic. I'm sorry, but your personality dictates the kind of car you drive. And its fucking UGLY !!!!! Thank GOD !!!!!!!! Man, I thought I was all alone in the HATE for that crap car and its tree hugging hippie drivers !!!!!!!! Prius + tree hugger = CAN NOT DRIVE !!!!!! At least two times a day some idiot in Prius is in my way, or jamming traffic. I’m sorry, but your personality dictates the kind of car you drive. And its fucking UGLY !!!!!

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by reese http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-35316 reese Fri, 02 Apr 2010 04:36:34 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-35316 I have a prius and i cant stand other prius drivers but I hate being compared to them all. I also have a toyota v8 4runner all time 4wd and a toyota camry also. I dont care about getting the best mileage out of it. I haul ass everywhere I go and I use it to save gas as I would rather spend my money on jet fuel for a seat to cabo san lucas instead of giving it directly to opec. I save $1200 a year driving a stupid looking prius instead of my 4 runner which I like much better. It is my way to protest that I don't want to give my money to the stupid saudis that are telling us gas should cost what it is because we are being screwed by the price of gas. I also don't like being gouged by the taxes for every gallon of gas because the roads are in bad condition where I live so obviously the goverment is spending it on something else. I dont drive a bmw because I used to have one and they break all the time. They are a scam unless you lease them. American cars break all the time. I used to be a buy only american guy but they start falling apart after 75k miles. Now I only buy toyotas because they last as long as the pedal on the prius doesn't drive you into a tree. My 1994 camry has 280k miles and it still looks and runs good. 2004 4 runner has 107k miles and 2004 prius has 120k miles. I drive a lot and cant afford to buy american till they stop falling apart. Ive got better stuff to do with my money than to pay for repairs on an american car that falls apart and guzzles gas.. Thats why I drive a prius. Also cops dont pull you over if your driving a slow looking car I speed everywhere 80 avg mph. I have a prius and i cant stand other prius drivers but I hate being compared to them all. I also have a toyota v8 4runner all time 4wd and a toyota camry also. I dont care about getting the best mileage out of it. I haul ass everywhere I go and I use it to save gas as I would rather spend my money on jet fuel for a seat to cabo san lucas instead of giving it directly to opec. I save $1200 a year driving a stupid looking prius instead of my 4 runner which I like much better. It is my way to protest that I don’t want to give my money to the stupid saudis that are telling us gas should cost what it is because we are being screwed by the price of gas. I also don’t like being gouged by the taxes for every gallon of gas because the roads are in bad condition where I live so obviously the goverment is spending it on something else. I dont drive a bmw because I used to have one and they break all the time. They are a scam unless you lease them. American cars break all the time. I used to be a buy only american guy but they start falling apart after 75k miles. Now I only buy toyotas because they last as long as the pedal on the prius doesn’t drive you into a tree. My 1994 camry has 280k miles and it still looks and runs good. 2004 4 runner has 107k miles and 2004 prius has 120k miles. I drive a lot and cant afford to buy american till they stop falling apart. Ive got better stuff to do with my money than to pay for repairs on an american car that falls apart and guzzles gas.. Thats why I drive a prius. Also cops dont pull you over if your driving a slow looking car I speed everywhere 80 avg mph.

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Janus Marcus http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-34778 Janus Marcus Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:35:45 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-34778 I drive a Prius. I live in San Jose, CA. I admit, I think I'm better than you and your stupid blogs that make fun of Prius drivers. I save the planet every time I step on my accelerator because instead of spewing exhaust, flowers and green seedlings spout from my tailpipe. And as I'm accelerating, I speed past the person on a bicycle. Then I cut them off as I'm turning so they can see my bumper sticker. It says "save the planet, buy a Prius". I hope they get it. The fact that I'm doing something good for the planet, and they aren't. I don't feel bad about it either. Actually, it makes me feel better about myself every time I do it. I drive a Prius. I live in San Jose, CA.

I admit, I think I’m better than you and your stupid blogs that make fun of Prius drivers.

I save the planet every time I step on my accelerator because instead of spewing exhaust, flowers and green seedlings spout from my tailpipe. And as I’m accelerating, I speed past the person on a bicycle. Then I cut them off as I’m turning so they can see my bumper sticker. It says “save the planet, buy a Prius”. I hope they get it. The fact that I’m doing something good for the planet, and they aren’t.

I don’t feel bad about it either. Actually, it makes me feel better about myself every time I do it.

]]> Comment on I Hate Prius Drivers by Bananamobile_S2k http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19&cpage=3#comment-34765 Bananamobile_S2k Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:55:20 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=19#comment-34765 I hate Prius drivers. Seriously... driving at like 50 in the fast lanes. Why is it that every time I make it through the congestion in fast lane traffic there are 1 or 2 smug tards driving slow and not caring that other people have places to go? What is the slow lane for? They should just join the semi trucks. Tards I hate Prius drivers. Seriously… driving at like 50 in the fast lanes. Why is it that every time I make it through the congestion in fast lane traffic there are 1 or 2 smug tards driving slow and not caring that other people have places to go?

What is the slow lane for? They should just join the semi trucks. Tards

]]> Comment on I Don’t Believe That They’re All “Napping” by Gary http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=27&cpage=2#comment-34586 Gary Wed, 03 Mar 2010 17:28:40 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=27#comment-34586 Dear "I have a gerbil", I'd be happy to gerbil your ass. Please send along your contact info. Dear “I have a gerbil”,

I’d be happy to gerbil your ass. Please send along your contact info.

]]> Comment on I Don’t Believe That They’re All “Napping” by I have a gerbil http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=27&cpage=2#comment-34524 I have a gerbil Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:11:18 +0000 http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=27#comment-34524 Firstly gerbils have tails, secondly they only get to be about 7-9inches long including their TAILS and they come from Northern Africa - the DESERT. It's a nice poem I guess, but it's a bloody Capybara. And to Ms. 'Someone named Holly', You're making yourself look more stupid by saying that people who comment on it not being a gerbil are wrong. Read a book will you, or better yet, google 'Gerbil' and see what comes up on the images. *Gerbil my ass* and just to clarify http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/... Capybaras are the world's largest Rodents. Out Firstly gerbils have tails, secondly they only get to be about 7-9inches long including their TAILS and they come from Northern Africa – the DESERT. It’s a nice poem I guess, but it’s a bloody Capybara. And to Ms. ‘Someone named Holly’, You’re making yourself look more stupid by saying that people who comment on it not being a gerbil are wrong. Read a book will you, or better yet, google ‘Gerbil’ and see what comes up on the images.

*Gerbil my ass*

and just to clarify http://www.rebsig.com/capybara/... Capybaras are the world’s largest Rodents.

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