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		<title>Happy, Happy Gerbils</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=360</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 03:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gerbil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World's Largest Gerbil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A poem.



Happy Happy  Gerbils.
Don&#8217;t make them into stew.
&#8216;Cause if you cook the gerbils  whole,
you&#8217;ll be eating all their poo.

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		<title>Make Me Sick</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=342</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miyake's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palo Alto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rudy's]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Splats of barf surround the empty Stanford Professional Bookstore building at 135 University Avenue, Palo Alto.

Anyone who has played RollerCoaster Tycoon knows that this is a clear sign of needing more janitors.

Also, food courts should not be placed near high-nausea rides like Miyake&#8217;s and Rudy&#8217;s.
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		<title>Nerd Water</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=305</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dorky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Safeway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sign]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love that someone at Glacier was dorky enough to recursively apply the woman and child dispensing water on their dispenser signage.


It almost makes me want to stop urinating in their dispensers. If only Safeway had more accessible restrooms&#8230;
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		<title>Please Don&#8217;t Eat The Soap</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=225</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Atherton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dean Kamen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Menlo Park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Safeway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Segway]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sign]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our Menlo Park Safeway has an identity crisis and a strange history. It started out as a reasonably-sized store that happened to span the great socioeconomic rifts of its surrounding neighborhoods. It wasn&#8217;t the nicest store around, but it brought a diverse crowd to the heart of Menlo Park by offering accessibility and family-priced groceries. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year Miscellany</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=198</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:24:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bistro 412]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Palo Alto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sign]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year! This year, I resolve to create macaroni pictures for the Tron Moses Coconut. Four out of five seagulls think that the Tron Moses Coconut is more worshipable than the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is largely because seagulls are self-conscious and can not reliably spell spagetthi.

Macaroni, on the other hand, is easy to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Gerbils and Hybrid Cars</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=161</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hate Mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gerbil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prius Driver Hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World's Largest Gerbil]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t been reading the comments around here, you&#8217;re missing out. There are two threads that have been especially entertaining:

I Don&#8217;t Believe That They&#8217;re All &#8220;Napping&#8221;
I Hate Prius Drivers

The &#8220;Napping&#8221; thread began as a discussion of the San Francisco Zoo, but quickly degraded into rants about how little I know of gerbils. Some highlights:
imani [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Babies of the Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WTF]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing makes my skin crawl more than a crumpled doll under a sodium lamp at night.

That is all.
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		<title>I&#8217;m Gay for GayGeekStore</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=43</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=43#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 08:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prius Driver Hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gay Geek Store]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truck]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You long time readers may have noticed that I have a new sponsor, The Gay Geek Store. Do check them out. They&#8217;ve just launched a new line of bumper stickers that you can use to show your support for generally-liberal topics. If you&#8217;re self-satisfied, smug, or generally &#8220;gay for&#8221; things, you can now tell the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fankenführer</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=133</link>
		<comments>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=133#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adolf Hitler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad packaging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SpongeBob SquarePants]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If a sentient mesohyll matrix in Dockers isn&#8217;t scary enough for you, try said sponge goose-stepping around a fruit snack box with an emphatic, double-armed salute.

Frikkin A. Doesn&#8217;t anyone step back and look at the design before sending millions of these boxes off to Target stores around the world? How could anyone with a 6th [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mutt Plug</title>
		<link>http://blog.tubgull.com/?p=122</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gull Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;ve read too much internet, because my first thought was not, &#8220;dog toy&#8221;:

If you can&#8217;t see anything but a dog toy, or maybe a weird caterpillar, then you need to read more internet—it&#8217;ll probably save your ass someday. You should start with the Folsom Street Fair&#8217;s web site if you live anywhere near [...]]]></description>
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