If a sentient mesohyll matrix in Dockers isn’t scary enough for you, try said sponge goose-stepping around a fruit snack box with an emphatic, double-armed salute.
Frikkin A. Doesn’t anyone step back and look at the design before sending millions of these boxes off to Target stores around the world? How could anyone with a 6th grade education not see this and instantly visualize classic scenes of a man who single-handedly caused a sharp decline in the number of babies named, “Adolf” during the late 1930’s?
Or maybe the schutzstaffel spongiform imagery is intentional? I always assumed that SpongeBob’s creators were sucking from the Ren & Stimpy crackpipe, but perhaps they were riding Walt Disney’s white horse all along. I’ll have to watch the program to see if they’ve been slipping in other anti-Semitic references.
Irrespective to the outcome of that viewing, we should probably protest this product. It’s bad to feed hydrogenated corn syrup (or whatever the hell is in these “fruit flavored snacks”) to children. But what’s really wrong is that these claim to be “trick or treat size”, which implies you’re supposed to give them to Trick-or-Treaters. You know they taste absolutely awful—just like all of the other cross-branded, fruit-flavored snacks out there. Handing these out for Halloween instead of proper candy is akin to handing out pennies or raisins or some other disappointing crap. Snickers Fun Size? Fun. SpongeDolf HitlerPants trick or treat sized fruit flavored snacks? Fascist.
