Posts Tagged ‘truck’

I’m Gay for GayGeekStore

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

You long time readers may have noticed that I have a new sponsor, The Gay Geek Store. Do check them out. They’ve just launched a new line of bumper stickers that you can use to show your support for generally-liberal topics. If you’re self-satisfied, smug, or generally “gay for” things, you can now tell the world by slapping these all over your gay Prius.

You’re sure to get a laugh and possibly a rear-ending.

If you’re not that gay, you can go more conservative.

While you’re at the website, don’t forget to check out the poll and quiz. It’s free and you don’t even have to be gay to play. If you don’t play, you’re a bag into which one puts doosh.

Public Truck Sex

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Get a room.

Bump-chicka-bomp-bow.

What’s really gross is that they were going at it right next to Harris Ranch on I-5. For those of you who haven’t seen it, Harris Ranch is full of cows. Lots of cows. Cows everywhere. Cows on mounds of dirt. Cows on mounds of cow crap. Cows on mounds of rotting, diseased cows. They have to regularly water the cows just to keep the place from spontaneously combusting.

Delicious, delicious cows.

Should you feel so inclined, you can stop and eat some cows. Most people don’t. Most people get the F* away from Harris Ranch because Harris Ranch smells awful. Thus it’s particularly grody that those trucks were doggy stylin’ right next to Harris Ranch. Blech. Just thinking about it makes me barf a little in my beak.